Friday, March 18, 2005

The Monster is Back & Still For Sale

For those of you who just got here, a Mother has been trying to auction off the monster that lives under her daughter's bed. In a very short time, the auction had over 54,000 visitors, and more than 100 bids. Then e-Bay shut down the auction [I have no idea why]. Read the
earlier article.

Well, Mom, her daughter, and Cara (the monster) are back. The little girl wants her monster to go away, but only to a good new home. And the auction action is fast and furious. Check out the activity:
Visitors' Counter
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If you're the successful bidder, think of all the good things that will happen:
1. A little girl will be able to sleep, knowing that the monster is gone.
2. You can give Cara The Monster a good home.
3. You'll help fund the daughter's education.
4. Talk shows. Book Deals. Movie rights. You know what I mean.
5. Your own personal 15 minutes of fame.

Don't let this opportunity slip away! Adopt the monster under the bed.

[Handling a parenting situation this way is a stroke of parental genius. I tip my hat to Mom.]

Curiously High-Tech Hacks for a Classic Tin

How can you use an Altoids tin? Let me count the ways:
Curiously High-Tech Hacks for a Classic Tin

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Windows Annoyance #934785-763

Many books have been written on the subject of Windows Annoyances. There are websites which earn their keep by addressing this same topic. You might say that misery loves company, and that particuler misery has an entire industry built around it.

Here is my annoyance du jour.

I'm trying to delete a file - or even a bunch of files - using My Computer (or Windows Explorer: take your pick). Naturally, I'm always in a hurry when this comes up.... Up pops one of my least-favorite Windows dialogue boxes. It says:

"cannot delete file... in use by another program"

We computer literati know how to determine what programs are using that file. Guess what? Most of the time (I'd venture to say 99% of the time) the only program or process that is using the file in question is.... drum roll, please.... "explorer.exe" In other words, Explorer (My Computer) can't delete the file because it's in use by - not "another program" - but rather by explorer itself. The only explanation I have is that it's a Microsoft product; we cogniceti have learned to expect stupidity and, um, annoyances from Microsoft/Windows

Think of Microsoft as the carpenter who can build a house that is "good enough" - but you get splinters in your hand every time you touch the stair rail. It could be the electrician who installs half of the light switches upsude down. It's the mechanic who comes up with parts left over after working on your car (surprisingly, the car seems to run OK).

Enough of the rant. When you encounter this situation - and you are certain that the error message is bogus - try this:
  • Note the filename and complete path name of the "in use" file, e.g. C:\Program Files\Tools\xxx.dll"
    In this example, xxx.dll is the file name; C:\Program Files\Tools\ is the path name.
  • Restart the PC
  • Early in the boot process, press the F8 key to reach the "Advanced Boot Options" menu.
  • Select "Safe Mode w/ Command Prompt"
  • Log in as a local administrator (if it's your computer, you are probably a local administrator; if this computer is a "company" computer, you may not be able to do this - check with your system administrator.
  • Change the directory to the location of the file in question (you noted the pathname above, remember?). To do this, type "cd "
  • Type "del" "filename" (do not type in the quote symbols)
  • That's it. Reboot the computer and allow Windows to start naturally.
Why does this work? Remember that above I told you that "explorer.exe" was the problem; using this technique prevents the "explorer" from starting, thus keeping explorer from "using" to the file.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Mom Uses eBay To Sell Monster Under Child's Bed

No, I'm not making this up. My prediction: the bidding will go past $1000 (for the little girl's education fund). Both the buyer and the seller will be making the rounds of TV shows (thus adding some more cash to the fund). The monster's name is Cara.

As of Wednesday afternoon, that auction had over 26,000 "hits"(visitors), 42 bids, and the current bid was $120. In the time that it took me to write this, the hit counter increased more than 300.

As of Thursday afternoon, that auction had over 54,000 "hits"(visitors), more than 100 bids, and the current bid was well beyond $200.

It appears that e-Bay shut down the auction.

Hit Counter
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I'm not too sure about book deals and movie rights, but stranger things have happened.

Check it out.
This link is quicker

Ignorance Of The Law Is No Excuse

Even if the law was drafted by woefully ignorant people.

Would you like to see some really dumb laws?

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Sneak Preview Of Internet Explorer 7

Bill Gates said that Microsoft will debut a beta version of Internet Explorer 7 this summer. Having seen an advance copy of it, we can now reveal the Top 8 Surprises in Internet Explorer 7
  • 8.With the new Crash Scheduler Wizard, those unpredictable crashes are a thing of the past.
  • 7. New security/trust levels: Secure, Medium and "Ur pwn3d, b3y0tch!"
  • 6. The "About" screen gives primary programming credit to "1,000,000 monkeys."
  • 5. It's guaranteed 100% incompatible with non-Microsoft products!
  • 4. It comes pre-installed with the latest malware, plus bonus "Create a Trojan" wizard.
  • 3. It automatically blocks downloads of those nasty viruses such as Netscape, Firefox and Opera.
  • 2. Good news: The browser is no longer part of the OS. Bad news: The OS is now part of the browser.
  • 1. An audible whine emerges whenever you visit apple.com.
Copyright 2005 by Chris White

Monday, March 14, 2005

Why I Use Zone Alarm

It's really too bad that one can't just enjoy using the Internet. Because there's a huge underground of misanthropes, computers aren't safe without an extrordinary amount of projection.

On of the truly great protective devices is Zone Alarm, a free firewall for Windows-based computers.I've used Zone Alarm for 4-5 years, and have never been successfully attacked (even when I was being stalked by a knuckle-dragger with an agenda).



The image shows how many times in 9 months Zone Alarm has saved my computer from hack attacks:
46522 Blocked Access Attempts
10502 Blocked Intrusions
343 Blocked High-risk Intrusions

Feel free to do the math.
Did I mention that Zone Alarm is free?