What If Shakespeare Wrote Computer Manuals?

The Top 9 Quotes From Shakespeare's Computer Manual

9. Sleep seldom visits whilst surfing; when it doth,
It is usually in school the next day.
[Tempest: II, i]

8. Some are born great,
Some achieve greatness,
But most are stuck with Windows.
[Twelfth Night: III, iv]

7. O happy Firewire plug!
This is thy socket; there connect,
and let my data transfer.
[Romeo and Juliet: V, iii]

6. I'll be as patient as a gentle stream with thee,
For I know the error to be an I-D-10-T.
[Two Gentleman of Verona: II, vi]

5. All that lives must die,
Passing through folders to trash.
[Hamlet: I, ii]

4. He that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.
Therefore shalt thou encrypt all thine passwords.
[Othello: III, iii]

3. Pop-ups die many times before their deaths;
An unsaved document but once.
[Julius Caesar: II, ii]

2. My flames fly up, my civilities remain below:
Words without thoughts never to newsgroups post.
[Hamlet: III, iii]

1. To mourn a mischief that is past and gone
Is the next way to draw new mischief on.
Therefore subject line this one:
I LOVE THEE, and to all in address book forward along.
[Othello: I, iii]

Gleefully purloined from Chris White, ©2005

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