Black Box: 07/10/2005

Protection Against Mind Control

Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids. Learn how to build and use an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses.

Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

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If the computer is running, don't plug in - or unplug - any device, unless you're certain that the computer and the device both support hot-swapping.

If you discover a problem with the mouse or with the keyboard (as in the message in the title of this article), shut down the computer before attempting to install or remove the device - especially the keyboard or mouse. Shut down as smoothly as possible; if all else fails, turn off the computer's power.

Note: most USB devices - including keyboards and mice - are hot-swappable. That means that you can plug-in/unplug without suffering dire consequences. Usually, that is... In the case of USB devices, they can be hot-swapped if you first click the "Safely Remove Hardware" icon in the Windows Desktop system tray.

The icon: