I was trying to think of something funny to say about the new US currency - but Argus Hamilton beat me to it

"The Treasury Department will unveil a new twenty-dollar bill next month. It has a peach background, a lime-green edge and a blue eagle. You know it's the end of civilization when Andrew Jackson is the guest on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
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