Funniest straight line in decades

Surrounded by 600 US troops (armed) - including one with a hand grenade, ready to drop into the spider hole:
"I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq, and I am willing to negotiate."

Negotiate what, torture-boy? Jeez, what hole did he just crawl out of?

From the way he looks - and the way his mud hut looks - I'd say he's a prime candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."


Now, can we please go back to rooting out terrorists? Kabul is 1417.7664639521615 miles East (+1*10' north)