MMS Friends

(the blog formerly known as Je ne sais quoi)

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Why give Dad a tie when you can give him cholera, or anthrax, or syphilis, or....

Ties whose patterns depict the molecular structure of popular diseases.

Gifts for the growing geek.

Is your teenage son straining to check out the gorgeous blonde in the neighboorhood? The one who leaves the blinds up when she's changing clothes? His perfect gift.

Do animal rights activists or creationists BUG you? Set 'em straight.

Give a bachelor a hint or two. I'd like the 2nd one for our pets to play with.

What teenager doesn't want posters of stars on the wall?