Another sign of the Apocalypse

Turkey-flavored pop

I wouldn't bother flossing any more. The end is surely near.

America's real gun problem - it's a Darwin thing

Failing to get out of their own line of fire:

--- Jonathan Rodriguez, 17, of Newark, Del., a home-invasion suspect who batted on a door with the butt of his handgun, which fired into his groin

--- Joshua Michael Short, 18, of Houston, got up from a table at Memorial City Mall food court and bumped the gun that was in his waistband, firing a round into his buttocks

--- Detroit police officer Michael Allen, 22, tried to cram his gun under the front seat of his car at a Canadian border-crossing, but it discharged into his leg.

Too many guns, too few people qualified to carry, even fewer good reasons to

Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

"Howard Dean said he wants to be the candidate of Southern white guys in pickup trucks with Confederate flags in them. He's got no shot at their votes. Most of them are too loyal to President Bush after he nominated them to the federal bench."
-- Argus Hamilton