Bill O'Reilly's Wet Dreams

"If I were gay, I would marry Hillary."
-- Bill O'Reilly

O'Leilly is jealous because Hillary is more butch than he is - and more fem than he, too? Or is he just confessing a fantasy? Or is he admitting that he's a closet dyke?

At least we know that he favors equal rights under the law, without regard to gender or sexual preference. Congrats, Bill, and welcome aboard.