Don't - um, spit - On My Cupcake and Then Call It Frosting

President Bush named a panel Friday to investigate his intelligence in Iraq. He told them to report in after the election. That's like Arnold Schwarzenegger appointing a panel of eight of his fingers and two of his thumbs to investigate himself for groping, with orders to report after the statute of limitations run out.
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