Finally, Someone Else's Sex Life On Which To Obsess

For eight years the rightwingnut whackos spent their waking hours fretting over Bill Clinton & His Magic Willy. Now, after a three-year draught, they finally found a new target: the the marriages of gays and lesbians.

The world didn't unravel when Bill misbehaved, and it won't come undone when we accept same-sex marriages. Folks, get your heads out of the gutter and start worrying about living up to Christian principles. If same-sex marriage is really evil, God will sort it out; s/he doesn't need your help.