George W. Bush Campaign Slogans

Vote Nader, Elect Bush
Behind the Curtain... Halliburton!
Not Smart Enough to Lie
Force-Feeding Democracy to the World, One Nation at a Time
Last Time, I Was Just Stupid; This Time, I'm Evil as Well!
Leading Kerry in All Alphabetized Polls
Give Me Four More Years and I'll Find You Some Damned WMDs Somewhere
Vote for Bush! Or Don't, and I'll Just Have the Supreme Court Take Care of It Again.
Tax and Spend -- Without The Tax!
Vote Bush: It's a No-Brainer!
Bush: His Ass Looks Better in a Flight Suit
Mediocre Folks Deserve Representation, Too
Still Hazy After All These Years
Vote Bush, Because You Probably Would Have Lost Your Job Either Way
Better the Lying Devil You Know
Bush: Making America Home Again for Those Poor Struggling Oil Companies
Liars Need Love, Too
Unmisunderestimatable Leadershipment
Brains are Highly Over Rated
23% Smarter Than Quayle!

Shamelessly lifted from Chris White