Signs the Vatican's Conclave Has Been Hacked

The Vatican is confident it can protect the conclave from electronic eavesdroppers when cardinals gather to select a new pope. Oh, really?

Here Are The Top 6 Signs the Vatican's Conclave Has Been Hacked:

6. The white smoke coming from the chimney smells suspiciously like cannabis.

5. The home page on the Vatican Web site reads, "Welcome to the Holy C++."

4. His Holiness' speech begins: "I am Pope Mahir! I BLESS YOU!!!!!"

3. Votes are now recorded and tallied by Diebold computers. You figure it out, genius.

2. A cryptic, anonymous press release from the Vatican reads simply: "all ha1l p0p3 k3v1n m1+n1ck!!!11!"

and the Number 1 Sign the Vatican's Conclave Has Been Hacked...

1. You can't put your finger on it, but there's something suspicious about that long-haired teenage cardinal who uses his Blackberry pager to e-mail blogger.com.


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