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Saturday, January 08, 2005

How Cold Was It?

The Weather Channel said a huge winter snowstorm closed down Interstate 5 just north of Los Angeles Monday. Conditions got worse that night. It was so cold on Sunset Boulevard that Hugh Grant paid a hooker a hundred bucks to blow on his hands.
-- Argus Hamilton

Friday, January 07, 2005

After All, He Is The President

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Is this really where we are headed?!?!

The ACLU Pizza

Is this really where we are headed?!?!

Yes. Does that surprise you?

To protect 300,000,000 people from a handful of terrorists we now live under the thumb of the (un)Patriot Act. How many terrorists have been convicted of terrorism since the Patriot Act was passed? 0 -zip - nada - none whatsoever. All of the convictions have been for minor immigration infractions and petty crimes.

Contrast that with the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in 1993 (remember that one?). Without having KGB-like powers that the Patriot Act gives, US law enforcement was able to bring 4 defendants to trial in less than 6 months, and convicted all four on all 38 counts. A year-and-a-half later, Pakistan turned over the 5th suspect to US law enforcement. Each of the defendants received a sentence of 240 years. This, without a Patriot Act.

"I take great personal satisfaction in the record which has been developed. The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."
-- John Ashcroft

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."
-- Benjamin Franklin

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

I Guess "Wave Rat" Is An Epithet

Mother defends tsunami 'wave rat'
Student offered 'tsunamirelief.com' for $50,000

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 Posted: 11:38 AM EST (1638 GMT)

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- A Canadian student was called a "wave rat" for offering the domain name "tsunamirelief.com" for $50,000 on the online auction site eBay, but his mother said he was only trying to raise money for relief efforts.
CNN

Is this an evil plot?

There's a fine line between being an entreprenuer and being a scumbag.

Wingnuttiest People of 2004

Wingnuttiest People of 2004

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

It's All About Priorities

Religious right Web sites ignore Tsunami relief, while liberal religious sites appeal for tsunami donations
by John in DC - 1/2/2005 05:03:10 PM

A review of the home pages of the religious right, inspired by a post to my comments, shows that America's "value voters" don't seem to have very good values. Most of the sites have taken the lead from their AWOL president and are far more concerned about gays and judges than about the human catastrophe in Asia. The chief Web sites of the "religious left" have all donated the top of their sites to appeals for money to help the tsunami victims.

A quick review of the home pages of the top sites of the religious right:

- American Family Association has one small news story up, not even something they themselves wrote, and no appeal for money. The only "action alert" is about the Ten Commandments. I guess AFA is only truly concerned about the American family: http://www.afa.net/

- The Family Research Council has nothing about the Tsunami. Their headline is about "activist judges." http://www.frc.org/

- Traditional Values Coalition has a very small link or two from WorldNetDaily about the Tsunami, but the link is BURIED on their page. No apparent appeal for money for the victims. But lots of news about the homosexual agenda, which apparently is a bigger calamity than 150,000 dead in Asia. http://www.traditionalvalues.org/

- Concerned Women for America, not a thing. Though they do have an essay about how the media has lost is sense of morality. Apparently the CWFA is only concerned about American women. http://www.cwfa.org/main.asp

- Pat Robertson's Web site. Nothing. www.patrobertson.com

- Jerry Falwell's Web site has nothing, even though he did post an updated letter from himself dated December 30, days after the Tsunami hit. http://www.falwell.com/?a=

- National Association of Evangelicals, nothing. http://www.nae.net/

- Focus on the Family to its credit does have a prominent link to give money. I wonder how long that's been up. http://www.family.org/

Just for yucks, I decided to check out the Web sites of the "religious left."

- The Interfaith Alliance, the coalition of progressive religious groups meant to serve as a counterforce to the religious right, has an appeal for money for tsunami victims at the top of their site. http://www.interfaithalliance.org

- Soulforce, the gay answer to the religious right, has a massive urgent appeal for Tsunami aid at the top of their page. http://www.soulforce.org/

- The Metropolitan Community Church, the largest gay church, has an urgent fundraising appeal at the top of their site. http://www.mccchurch.org/

- The United Church of Christ, which recently found itself in hot water over it's pro-gay pro-inclusion ad campaign, has an appeal for money to help the tsunami victims at the top of its site. http://www.ucc.org/index3.html

- The Religious Action Center for Reform Judaism (I'd call them the Jews' response to the religious right, though the RAC was around before the religious right) has a big appeal at the top of their site. http://rac.org/index.cfm?"

Tell me again: where is the "compassionate" in "compassionate conservatism"?

AmericaBlog

Monday, January 03, 2005

"Give 110%" ????

These equations could certainly be used with particular employers, city officials or local polititions.....
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.