MMS Friends

(the blog formerly known as Je ne sais quoi)

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Waves of Destruction

"What World War I accident notoriously led to perhaps the world's first and only true "man-made" tsunami?

On Dec. 6, 1917, two supply ships collided in the harbor at Halifax, Nova Scotia, resulting in a massive explosion that created a localized tsunami that, along with the fire and shrapnel from the explosion itself, devastated the city in one of the worst maritime disasters in modern history.

Halifax boasts one of the most ideal and ideally defensible natural harbors in the world. However, during World War I, the port suffered from a glut of Allied ship traffic ferrying supplies from North America to Europe.

Eventually, the worst-case scenario occurred when the fully loaded French munitions supply ship Mont Blanc collided with the Belgian relief vessel Imo (formerly of the White Star Line, which also owned the Titanic), setting fire to more than 2,500 tons combined of TNT, picric acid, gun cotton, and benzol.

But the explosion was not immediate. The Mont Blanc merely caught fire following the collision, in effect becoming a time bomb as the flames crept toward the munitions holds.

While the explosion flattened or incinerated most of the buildings near the harbor, the harbor itself confined the seismic force of the explosion, creating a localized tsunami that flooded the entire coastline surrounding the harbor. By the time workers had extinguished the fires and the water had receded, the disaster had effectively wiped the harbor town of Richmond off the map.

All told, more than 2,000 people died in the Halifax explosion and ensuing tsunami, and thousands more suffered injuries. While man-made tsunamis are difficult to induce, these pale imitations of natural tidal waves nonetheless illustrate how deadly tsunamis can be."

Ripped off, without any pangs of guilt, from Geek Trivia

Friday, January 21, 2005

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.

He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.

And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!

A Wise Man Once Said...

Reading in Bed?

In the next episode of CBS's popular series, JUDGING AMY, a scene opens with the lead character and her boyfriend in bed, reading. The book Amy will be reading? Politex's BIG BUSH LIES. The episode may air as early as Tuesday night, 01.25.05.

I've never watched the show, but it will surely be a jolly 2 or 3 seconds. It should be worth Tivoing.
    So you ask "What is Politex's BIG BUSH LIES?"
  • BIG BUSH LIES is a book - you do the math
  • Jerry Politex is this guy. I get his daily e-mail of Bush headlines from around the world.

SF Chronicle: Bush Watch Is "The Foremost Anti-Bush Site" --Rob Morse, 9/17/01
Political Dot Comedy Award Bush Watch Is "Best Of The Net" --About, 2001 and 2002

Thursday, January 20, 2005

I Love a Parade

Hey! I Voted For The Other Guy!

Actually, I voted AGAINST this one:

Thanks for the votes, suckers

Extra: A Printable Poster For The Coronation

Bush Coronation poster
Shamelessly heisted from L.A. Times

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

We Went To War....

...because Saddam had:

Weapons of Mass Destruction
Weapons of Mass Destruction Programs
Ties to al Qaeda
Weapons of Mass Destruction Program-Related Activities
Weapons of Mass Destruction Capabilities
A Desire For Weapons of Mass Destruction


No, wait!
...because Saddam:

"cavorted with terrorists and had 'an attitiude' about terrorism."
-- Condi Rice, in a Senate hearing

That's why.
purloined from Holden, then corrected spelling.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

A Great Mind Speaketh

"On the issue of evolution, the verdict is still out on how God created the Earth."
-- President George W. Bush, as heard on NPR's Science Friday on 11/19/04
(Thanks to Steve Harvey for this gem)

Monday, January 17, 2005

I Have A Dream

"I Have A Dream"
by Martin Luther King, Jr.

Delivered on the steps at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. on August 28, 1963.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free....

...This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring." And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania! Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California! But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia! Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee! Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

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Sunday, January 16, 2005

"Those who do not learn from the past....

... are condemned to repeat it.
-- Santayana