Dubya the Musical

The Top 6 Songs From "Dubya the Musical"

6. I've Been Looking for Bombs in All the Wrong Places.
5. My Peroja-- Perogat-- My Piraga-- It's My Decision, Heh, Heh!
4. Rice Rice Baby.
3. Kerry on His Wayward Home.
2. Take This Job and Ship It.

and the Number 1 Song From "Dubya the Musical"...

1. "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and Chalabi."

Copyright 2005 by Chris White

Honest! These Folks Have Always Seemed Normal

An e-mail from one of the local chapters of the Surfrider Foundation.
Hey gang!! This is really exciting news… On Feb 15, we are having a field trip instead of our meeting to take a tour of the West Point Wastewater Treatment Facility in Seattle. The tour lasts an hour and will start at 7:30pm sharp. You can either meet us there, or carpool from Dante’s at 7:00pm.

Ask Mr Pop History

Is there anything you need to know about pop culture from the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s? Ask Mr Pop History

I wanted to know why disco sucked soooo bad. Hmmmm no answer. But when I wanted to know if anybody sang the Johnny Carson Theme, I found my answer.
Hint #1: every boy who watched the original Mickey Mouse Club had a crush on her.
Hint #2: the bloom came off the rose when she did those awful "surfing" movies in the 60s.

Right WIngers Finally Pick On Someone Their Own Size

Cartoon rabbits and sponges.

What Bush Didn't Say - Part One

Talking Points Suggested by Jesus' General

Our Leader's plan to undermine the New Deal is faltering. He needs to inject his Social Security initiative with the tonic of fear to nurse it back to health. With that in mind, I've created the following talking points.

1. Social Security will kill you. Nine out of ten people will die within twenty years of the time they start collecting it.

2. Social security supports terrorists. Somewhere, a member of the Weather Underground is waiting for his check to arrive so that he can buy groceries and maybe even the parts for a bomb.

3. There were social security checks on the planes that hit the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

4. Social security has weapons of mass destruction. Sure, logic tells us that social security is a concept and is therefore incapable of possessing anything, but Ahmad Chalabi tells me it has them.

5. Social Security is trying to homosexualize our children by promoting its pansexual philosophy.

6. Yes, my efforts to sell my plan to Congress are failing. I've fired the person responsible. Donald Runsfeld will now take over. I'm sure he'll repeat the many successes he had at the Pentagon."

Privatized Social Security Implodes: When, Where

"During last night’s State of the Union, Bush said, “As we fix Social Security, we also have the responsibility to make the system a better deal for younger workers. And the best way to reach that goal is through voluntary personal retirement accounts.” This morning the Wall Street Journal has a review of other countries who have experimented with privatizing government retirement programs. It hasn’t gone very well. "

Highlights of the Wall St. Journal Article: Been There, Done That