If Abe Lincoln Used Powerpoint...

The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation
11/19/1863

"And now please welcome President Abraham Lincoln."

"Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection to work."

"Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No, that's not right. Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to reboot. Hold on a minute."

"Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I'm your president. While we're waiting, I want to thank Judge David Wills, chairman of the committee supervising the dedication of the Gettysburg cemetery. It's great to be here, Dave, and you and the committee are doing a great job."

"Gee, sometimes this new technology does have glitches, but we couldn't live without it, could we?"

"Oh - is it ready? OK, here we go:"
The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation